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    Boy: Babe come over
    Girl: I can't hockey is on
    Boy: I'm horny
    Girl: Did I fucking stutter?

kess-my-ass:

Can u imagine in like 30 years and all your favourite players have retired and sometimes they get brought up in conversation and u just get flooded with memories and then ur kids will just be sitting there like my mom still cries over professional hockey players

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fuckyoucanada:

hey dallas

PLEASE SCORE ILY SO MUCH AND I WANT U TO SUCCEED

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